horny on main 

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

horny on main by xylobones February 22, 2018

horny on main 

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.

Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.

horny on main by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020

horny on main 

someone who is literally horny all the goddamn time. they might be annoying depending on who you are.

Jason's horny on main, dude. It's starting to concern me.

horny on main by kiwibo October 15, 2019

Horny on Main 

It the definition of someone who on a group chat is always acting horny in the main part of the chat, for no apparent reason other than being horny.

Person E: So, how are you doing M?
Person M: I'm good, I'm just really Horny
Person E: Erm... Wut.
Person M: I just want to have Sex.
Person E: Aren't you just Horny on Main.

Horny on Main by Shrek's Cult May 18, 2020