Definitions by xylobones

Comfort Man 

not to be confused with a comfort boy, a comfort man (sometimes called an emotional support white boy) is a male celebrity or fictional male character that someone who usually isn't comfortable around men, finds extreme comfort in. they're the type of man that you'd feel safe with if the two of you got trapped in an elevator together.

"patrick stump from fall out boy is my comfort man."

"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."

Comfort Man by xylobones October 21, 2020

galpal’d

when someone wrongly assumes that a lesbian couple is just friends, or “galpal’s.”

“dude i can’t stop thinking about how steven galpal’d his own moms in jailbreak by asking if sapphire was ruby’s ‘friend’”

“oh my god”

galpal’d by xylobones September 28, 2019

horny on main 

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

horny on main by xylobones February 22, 2018