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hornsome 

I'm pretty hornsome right now.
hornsome by feathersandmoss January 10, 2009
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Hornsome 

Someone who at 1st is very, wholesome and makes you feel super special, only to lull you in just to hook up and then treat you like shit after, but also continue to seek attention from you and when you start to leave will be wholesome again.
He used be so nice, and now I cry everything night...

Girl he just hornsome, dump his ass.
Hornsome by Cassius Diggle September 25, 2020
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hornsome 

when something is both horny and wholesome. when something is hornsome it is usually something sexual, but said or described in a manner that is sweet and wholesome
“i’d fuck you so hard right now :)”

aw that’s so hornsome!”
hornsome by lloydzx35 November 1, 2022

Hornsome 

Antonym of Wholesome
1. To be excessively horny or express things lewdly
2. Use horns in a kinky way
-I'm feeling so hornsome today

-Wow that devil orgy was really hornsome.
Hornsome by YourBestieTessy April 18, 2023
Horsomeness is a state of well being.
"Tom was horsome last night"
Horsome by Amoof September 20, 2009

Hornometer 

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak
Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.
Hornometer by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

Hornometer 

The measurement of a persons level of horny.

scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least
I'm a ten on the "Hornometer" and could use a good time.
Hornometer by Jerry-Michael February 27, 2009
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