Hoots

Slang (Noun): A woman's breasts.

Damn, she has nice hoots.

by Jon Tutino August 29, 2003

Hoots

Smoking marijuana in tiny amounts by taking a small piece or nug and and smashing it between two knives just heated on the stove and then sucking in the vapor immediately produced. Also called "hot knives".

Yo Ryan, you gonna burn yo lips off if you keep doin them hoots so close to yo face

by D-port chillin January 29, 2007

Hoot Hoot

Taken from the owl-like pokemon, who also bears a resemblance to Paul

Paul, you are such a Hoot Hoot.

by dookiegoo February 1, 2005

Hoot

Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour

Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!

by shivax April 29, 2009

hoots

Marijuana is sometimes referred to as "hoots." Having a "hoot" is also the same as having a "puff" of marijuana.

"Hey, buddy! Do you have any hoots?" I need a hoot real bad.

by where the wite wimmen at January 17, 2007

Hoote

When you’re so baked that when you go to take a hit, you just blow smoke back into the bong, because you’re so baked. You didn’t take a Hit, you took a Hoote.

Gal 1: *blows air into bong instead of taking a hit*

Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”

by Sprproprprorp May 28, 2018

hoot

A good time.

We had a hoot at the Monster Truck Rally.

by Peacedog January 29, 2004