Hooser 

Noun. See loser. A hooser is an extreme case of loser.
Origins - originated in Brooklyn made popular by Jen and Faigy.

Ralphie Zoots is, in fact, a hooser.

Hooser by Clarity May 4, 2004

Todd Hooser 

A big head elf white boy

Todd Hooser is such motherfucking elf.

Todd Hooser by Princess_Natasha November 11, 2015

Woke mind virus Noah hooser 

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

Woke mind virus Noah hooser by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

hoosecawl's 

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.

Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.

Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Steak Hooker 

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

hookery 

N. - displaying the traits, mannerisms, or otherwise likeness of a hooker.

<Man enters room full of women>
Wtf, is this hookery?

hookery by tomayto July 6, 2009