Hooker Hoofs 

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

Hooker Hoofs by selvol August 10, 2014

Hooker Hoofers 

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

Hooker Hoofers by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control

Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?

Hoofer Boomer by The Proverbial August 5, 2021

hoofer 

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.

"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker

hoofer by Sid R. January 27, 2007

hoofer 

To get going with great speed.

"We best hoofer"

hoofer by Jayzen October 17, 2003

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

Hoofer snoofer by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

Hoofer snoofer by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017