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Hooker Hoofers 

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.
"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

Hoofer Boomer

Prominent section of British football fans who believe foreign influences and analytical advancements will destroy the purity of the game they believe they own and control
Have you heard those hoofer boomers saying England should have played a flat 4-4-2 with DCL and Kane?
A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.
"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker
hoofer by Sid R. January 27, 2007
"We best hoofer"
hoofer by Jayzen October 17, 2003

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...