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hookahke 

Hookahke occurs when one person inserts multiple smoke ejaculating hoses (usually generated by hookah) into one available hole (hopefully mouth) and keeps receiving as much smoke as possible.
Yesterday I had an awesome hookahke with my friends. It was a blast.

My body is ready for today's hookahke.
hookahke by Matthew54 October 31, 2019
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hookahjew 

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group
Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.
hookahjew by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011

hoojahkerpivot 

A description of a technical thing, by a NON technical person who doesnt have a clue what he or she is on about but the hoojahkerpivot gets the job done
The knobly thing on the end of the satellite dish seems to pick up all of the pictures but i dont know how but the hoojahkerpivot seems to do it
hoojahkerpivot by John Lannigan September 29, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026