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hookahke 

Hookahke occurs when one person inserts multiple smoke ejaculating hoses (usually generated by hookah) into one available hole (hopefully mouth) and keeps receiving as much smoke as possible.
Yesterday I had an awesome hookahke with my friends. It was a blast.

My body is ready for today's hookahke.
hookahke by Matthew54 October 31, 2019

hookahjew 

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group
Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.
hookahjew by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011

hoojahkerpivot 

A description of a technical thing, by a NON technical person who doesnt have a clue what he or she is on about but the hoojahkerpivot gets the job done
The knobly thing on the end of the satellite dish seems to pick up all of the pictures but i dont know how but the hoojahkerpivot seems to do it
hoojahkerpivot by John Lannigan September 29, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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