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Hoodrich Swirly 

When you pack a lip while blasting a cig
Dude you must be buzzing hard right now because of that hoodrich swirly

hoodrich 

A person from an urban neighborhood that looks like they have a lot of money, but they are living far beyond their means.

They can be the equivalent of a businessman that looks successful, but their company is deep in the red.
A hoodrich person may have expensive clothes but they can't afford anything decent in their home because they wasted all of their money.
hoodrich by Enigma Buster February 25, 2009

hoodrich 

A fairly expensive item or items that, when judged against the lifestyle and other possessions of the owner, stands out and makes little to no sense.
$2,000 wheels on a $500 car are very, very hoodrich.
hoodrich by Urban Dictionary July 10, 2005

hoodrich 

Someone who buys expensive clothes, cars, and eats out at expensive resteraunts, but returns home to a shack in the hood. They usually are in debt up to their ears, and they keep trying to live the affluent lifestyle untill the repo man comes and tows their car.
Most of the people who live the hoodrich lifestyle are black, and the hoodrich car of choice is a Caddilac Escalade with 30 inch chrome rims. All bought with money they don't have. They would rather eat ramen or government cheese and live in a roach motel than have to not have expensive stuff.
"That gilr wined and dined me, we went for a midnight drive in her S 500, but as soon as we came back to her house, i realised she was a hoodrich, her whole house was smaller than my bathroom, and her 3 babies were asking for food.
hoodrich by cubensis July 6, 2005

hydronical chronical blizzunt 

a hydro chronic blunt.
Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !

Homoironic 

When a man who is clearly very straight pretends to have a queer side. For example, an obsession with Mr. Darcy or a love for shopping. These things aren't homosexual in and of themselves, but have homosexual connotations to society. To be "homoironic" is to play these pre-conceptions up in a somewhat comical way.
"I'm Fats the college frat boy. I'm going to post a picture of Aladdin in glasses on my Facebook wall. That'll give me something homoironic to do."
Homoironic by Gingsterlicious June 4, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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