Hoodronic 

Some hood ghetto shit that wasn't expected

That shit was hoodronic

Hoodronic by Sierra nieves January 11, 2017

Hoodrich Swirly 

When you pack a lip while blasting a cig

Dude you must be buzzing hard right now because of that hoodrich swirly

Hoodrich Swirly by BigCiggang April 6, 2017

hoodrich 

A person from an urban neighborhood that looks like they have a lot of money, but they are living far beyond their means.

They can be the equivalent of a businessman that looks successful, but their company is deep in the red.

A hoodrich person may have expensive clothes but they can't afford anything decent in their home because they wasted all of their money.

hoodrich by Enigma Buster February 25, 2009

hoodrich 

A fairly expensive item or items that, when judged against the lifestyle and other possessions of the owner, stands out and makes little to no sense.

$2,000 wheels on a $500 car are very, very hoodrich.

hoodrich by Urban Dictionary July 10, 2005

hoodrich 

Someone who buys expensive clothes, cars, and eats out at expensive resteraunts, but returns home to a shack in the hood. They usually are in debt up to their ears, and they keep trying to live the affluent lifestyle untill the repo man comes and tows their car.
Most of the people who live the hoodrich lifestyle are black, and the hoodrich car of choice is a Caddilac Escalade with 30 inch chrome rims. All bought with money they don't have. They would rather eat ramen or government cheese and live in a roach motel than have to not have expensive stuff.

"That gilr wined and dined me, we went for a midnight drive in her S 500, but as soon as we came back to her house, i realised she was a hoodrich, her whole house was smaller than my bathroom, and her 3 babies were asking for food.

hoodrich by cubensis July 6, 2005

hydronical chronical blizzunt 

a hydro chronic blunt.

Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !

hydronical chronical blizzunt by jermdog May 7, 2005

Homoironic 

When a man who is clearly very straight pretends to have a queer side. For example, an obsession with Mr. Darcy or a love for shopping. These things aren't homosexual in and of themselves, but have homosexual connotations to society. To be "homoironic" is to play these pre-conceptions up in a somewhat comical way.

"I'm Fats the college frat boy. I'm going to post a picture of Aladdin in glasses on my Facebook wall. That'll give me something homoironic to do."

Homoironic by Gingsterlicious June 4, 2015