Gingsterlicious's definitions

Coolness Aura

A form of self-presentation that connotes that one is a big stinking deal. This is actually hardly ever the case, especially in backwards places like the Midwest, where everyone is middle-classed and buys their clothing from an outlet mall. However, to imitate one who is worthy of coolness is to have a coolness aura is to be cool.

"I can't write him back right away. It will destroy my coolness aura."

"I only hand out a like every once and a while to maintain my coolness aura."

"I gave her a nasty look. Not for any real reason. Unless that reason is coolness aura..."

by Gingsterlicious June 4, 2015

Lowbo

Low Libido.

Lowbo - you only live once, so get a cup of tea and a gooooood book!

by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015

Homoironic

When a man who is clearly very straight pretends to have a queer side. For example, an obsession with Mr. Darcy or a love for shopping. These things aren't homosexual in and of themselves, but have homosexual connotations to society. To be "homoironic" is to play these pre-conceptions up in a somewhat comical way.

"I'm Fats the college frat boy. I'm going to post a picture of Aladdin in glasses on my Facebook wall. That'll give me something homoironic to do."

by Gingsterlicious June 4, 2015

All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks

Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.

by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015

Beforeplay

Getting some in the mood for kissing by verbally teasing them or stroking the top of their hand.

I used beforeplay on her so that I could get wet in the mouth so that I could kiss her, so that we could$*%&*!@& so that I could $*%#@#* her.

by Gingsterlicious June 6, 2015