Hood Job

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The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

Hood Job by BearAKA March 4, 2013

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hood job

A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.

Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.

hood job by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010

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Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020

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A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)

1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3

hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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