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Hood Job

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The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.
"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."
Hood Job by BearAKA March 4, 2013
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hood job

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A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.
hood job by Pat Aqua March 30, 2010
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Hood job

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Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
Hood job by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
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hoodjob 

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A hoodjob is a handjob from your ghetto bro (nohomo)
1 bro i feel kinda horny

2 do you want a hoodjob ?

1 yeah why not :3
hoodjob by muratSucuk February 4, 2017
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