A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a
ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.
High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’
s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k
Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching
porn.
Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast
food, a
blunt, and a bottle of
Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.
Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.
Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane
Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.
Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she
like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa
lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8
hood bunny”