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Homeowner 

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.
Homeowner by Ralphus May 2, 2004
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homeowner 

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by dealing members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).

Often used as a derogatory term to imply that someone is so gay that they may as well be a gay spokesperson.
That shirt makes you look like such a homeowner.
homeowner by Jilhad September 18, 2006

Homeowner 

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.
I'm not a homeowner. I rent.
Homeowner by The Snailfather April 8, 2005

homeowner 

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by 'managing' members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).
Stop being such a homeowner, you know I'm not that way inclined. I don't want any of your 'merchandise'.
homeowner by Jilhad September 17, 2008

Homeowner 

a homo nerd or gay nerd.(homo nerd sounds like homeowner btw)
He is such a homeowner
Homeowner by Not a homeowner January 25, 2019

homeowner's association 

A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.
The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.

Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.
homeowner's association by LouSara September 20, 2012

homeowner's association 

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
homeowner's association by Akit April 4, 2004
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