carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

by Ralphus April 23, 2004

Jainism

A religion where people believe that everything is sacred and should be revered. Destruction of anything is outlawed. Jains, or people who believe in Jainism, wear loose white garments with sandals and a mouth flap. This traditional outfit is so that nothing, even insects will not be accidentally harmed. They also usually carry some sort of broom to clear passage ways of living things for them to step. They are very reclusive and good whole hearted people.

Peep dem ni66a jains in the hizouse foo.

by Ralphus May 02, 2004

Homeowner

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

by Ralphus May 02, 2004

pr0per

To fuck someone with utmost enthusiasm and energy.

Last night I fucked that bitch pr0per!

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

cheaseyflease

semen, man juice, jizz, etc.

I shot my cheaseyflease all up in that ho's face.

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

F'ed in the A

Fucked in the Ass.

In prison when i dropped my soap i got f'ed in the a by billy bob.

by Ralphus May 11, 2004

klein

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004