holz 

Describes a godlike person who knows pretty much everything and who has an enormously huge wiener.

Holy Holz! Look at that guy over there!

holz by Denny Crane Jr. January 22, 2008

Holz 

Describes a person who is always active 24/7 on forums and on Internet Relay Chat.

You are such a Holz.

Holz by John McColl January 9, 2009

Holz 

Skirt wearing dreadie homebro, gravitates towards latenight trance throwdowns in tent ridden open fields of fellow heads. Not above latenight negotiations for extra doses, nor early morning sleep disturbances resulting in vacating homebros.. If encountered in the wild, give a big "Holla!", do not make direct eye contact.

Holz says, "Fuck You You Fucking Fuck."

Holz by Ben Schentko November 16, 2006

holz 

holidays

hows yo holz goin

holz by Hanry August 12, 2003

on me holz 

on me holz is aussie slang for being away for a holiday

I rang recently my friend in Sidney. He wasn't in and I got only his answering machine which told me:
"Sorry, on me holz!"

on me holz by pray October 2, 2006

deep holz 

Definition: A uniquely Russian musical genre that emerged from the abyss of post-Soviet panel buildings, where hardcore depression meets the power of beats.

Example: "Deep Holz is like the soundtrack to your existential crisis, but with a good techno drop. It's the only genre where you can dance away your post-communist woes while contemplating the futility of existence. In other words, it's a party with a side of soul-crushing despair, and Russians do it best."

In a sentence: "I was feeling a bit too cheerful, so I put on some Deep Holz to remember the crumbling Soviet era and embrace my inner doomer. Now I'm questioning the meaning of life, but at least I'm doing it to a sick beat."

deep holz by mishini October 11, 2023

lolz in za holz 

when something makez you laugh, you say it

wow he shitted while farting infront of the whole class lolz in za holz

lolz in za holz by za sed boah December 16, 2022