HOLY GHOST 

A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.

Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"

HOLY GHOST by A real man's dictionary November 29, 2018

holy ghost 

a joint rolled out of a bible page

yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?

holy ghost by theholyghost19 October 7, 2009

holy ghost 

Just about useless nowadays, just running around with a sheet over his head like an episode of "Scooby Doo".

"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling God and Jesus fellows!" ~Holy Ghost

holy ghost by Jeezy Creezy July 15, 2006

Holy Ghost 

To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.

Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."

Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."

Holy Ghost by Tequila me Softly January 22, 2018

Holy Ghost 

Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.

I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!

Holy Ghost by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007

Holy Ghost Batting 

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Holy Ghost Ride 

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

Holy Ghost Ride by Kevotard January 2, 2011