Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

holy crap

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

by MiStErMaN802 March 18, 2006

holy crap

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

by Bubba December 12, 2004

Holy Crap!

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

by G.love May 09, 2013

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 29, 2003

holy crap

a piece of poop worthy for a God

This is surely a holy crap.

by Uhh...Patrick (PS Happy Leak ericson Day) May 20, 2003

HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003