The best in fact so Great that I could right an essay about how great he is enough of so that it sure would be a shame if someone couldn't see the very bottom of the screen to know that HolyPizza2k6 was actually the one that typed this well it's a good thing he didn't any way HolyPizza2k6 is by far the most superior person in the entire world and the fact that he is so humble about it and nonchalant is mind boggling to say the least WHY IS HOLYPIZZA2K6 SO AMAZING well that's easy because of many things he is very skilled very kind very good looking very cool very generous and we'll off but that's not all HolyPizza2k6 is maybe the best most superior person in the whole universe beating all chances of alien life surpassing this superior being but once again they wouldn't know because of how humble he is and how amazing and great and cool and nice and sick and we'll and handsome and too good and awesome he is
Person 1:have you heard of the great HolyPizza2k6
Person 2: only tales why would you speak of him now
Person 1: because they say he will be returning to this place soon enough
Person 2: What pff- that's never gunna happe-
HolyPizza2k6: No... It's true I have returned
Person 1,2 and a now joined person 3: PRAAAIIISSE BE UPON HIM
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!