Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism
Praise The Holy Monkey
by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004
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holy monkey

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"
by EmCook May 19, 2005
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Holy Monkey!

kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"
by Any Onomous April 21, 2003
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holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
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Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009
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