holy joint
holy joint by Pseudonym1333 January 10, 2011
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Holy Joint
1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
Holy Joint by Millz G June 26, 2016
Related Words
holy joint • Holy Roller Joint • holy roint • holy shit • holy trinity • holy • Holy Water • Holy Fuck • Holy Cow • holy crap
holy joint
a phrase that is said when something is outrageous as if someone could only say it while they were high/intoxicated.
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Holy Roller Joint
Holy Roller Joint by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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