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Tom Hollands Jawline 

Tom Hollands jawline cannot cut just diamonds, but also titanium. His jawline is 120 degrees.
"Dude, how sharp is Tom Hollands jawline??"
"120 degrees, I heard it cuts titanium."
"Damn that's sharp."

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

Tom Hollandest 

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.
“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”
Tom Hollandest by lil tax return October 16, 2020

hollandsexual

When you love Tom Holland/ the Holland brothers way to much
I love Tom Holland so much, that makes me hollandsexual

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.
A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

Hollandish 

What idiots think people in holland speak.
Hi are you new, where are you from?
Holland.
OH DO YOU SPEAK HOLLANDISH????
No I speak Dutch