Hollandism 

Hollandism is the only religion that actually makes sense. It was founded in central Illinois in early 2008. Hollandism worships the beliefs of its founder "T-man". Such beliefs include, but are not limited to: the worthlessness of all other religions, the sacredness of beer, and the important value of profanity to prove any point.

I recently converted to Hollandism when i discovered Christianity is bullshit.

Hollandism by Athens213 January 7, 2010

Tom Hollands Jawline 

Tom Hollands jawline cannot cut just diamonds, but also titanium. His jawline is 120 degrees.

"Dude, how sharp is Tom Hollands jawline??"
"120 degrees, I heard it cuts titanium."
"Damn that's sharp."

Tom Hollands Jawline by Tom Hollands Jawline can cut m September 10, 2018

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.

Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

No Habla Hollandaise by Ststanstan August 20, 2019

Hiilandism 

Hiilandism is a specific practice, system, or philosophy of the Religion of HiiLand. Religion of Hiiland was birthed by a collective of musicians named HiiLand.

1. He converted into Hiilandism when he got married.

2. He lapsed from Hiilandism when he was a student.

3. Hiilandism makes more sense then Christianity

Hiilandism by Joe Tro November 23, 2021

Tom Hollandest 

Tom Hollandest is a theorized human being, as suggested by the existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander.

“The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandest”

Tom Hollandest by lil tax return October 16, 2020

hollandsexual

When you love Tom Holland/ the Holland brothers way to much

I love Tom Holland so much, that makes me hollandsexual

hollandsexual by Thomas Holland for life November 27, 2020

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.

A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

Hollandaise donut by hollandaisedonuts September 1, 2020