Holibeard

The beard you grow while on vacation because you are sick of shaving.

Wife: Didn't you pack a razor for this trip?
Husband: Nope, I'm growing a holibeard.

by bubbles420 August 8, 2009

homebeardy

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

Holitard

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

halbeard

a long, average weapon which contains a menacing sharp, curved blade at its top. So long you can kill things in cages w/impunity, when a halbard is mentioned it is usually in refrence to Runescape.

omfg i got a halbard now i can kill everyone

by pseudomon October 23, 2004

holiber

Big dick gets all the girls and so hot

“Omg Holiber is so fucking hot”

by Xateless July 10, 2021