Holibeard 

The beard you grow while on vacation because you are sick of shaving.

Wife: Didn't you pack a razor for this trip?
Husband: Nope, I'm growing a holibeard.

Holibeard by bubbles420 August 8, 2009

homebeardy 

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

homebeardy by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

Holitard 

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

Holitard by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

halbeard

a long, average weapon which contains a menacing sharp, curved blade at its top. So long you can kill things in cages w/impunity, when a halbard is mentioned it is usually in refrence to Runescape.

omfg i got a halbard now i can kill everyone

halbeard by pseudomon October 23, 2004

holiber 

Big dick gets all the girls and so hot

“Omg Holiber is so fucking hot”

holiber by Xateless July 10, 2021