Hole camels 

Extra large external hemmoroid or prolapse, often pinching blood flow or feeling to the lower extremities.

I barely sit! Please rub this ointment on my Hole Camels.

Hole camels by CharlieManuel November 1, 2013

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm 

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm by Bum_man July 17, 2021

camel hole

Similar to camel toe a camel hole is when the imprint of ones belly button can be seen through their shirt. This usually involves a fat person wearing a tight shirt.

Hey Joe look at the camel hole on that woman its like a crater.

camel hole by joeylace April 23, 2010