Holdrege

A very small city consisting only of judgmental jacks, a law system that screws you, black and white vision, and lacks individualism. It was created from the bowels of hell with the sinew of fornicators, theives, and glutton.

Nobody wants to go to Holdrege!

Holdrege by Reason2 March 3, 2009

Holdrege

Town in Nebraska, the origin of Mormons.

In the year 1669, Mormons were founded in this Nebraskan town of Holdrege.

Holdrege by NerdFighter11 March 15, 2009

Holdrege Shit 

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do

Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”

Holdrege Shit by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018

holdredge 

n.
1. Someone who complains about everything, especially teammates. Never acknowledges his own mistakes. Thinks he's better than he really is and makes up excuses when he under performs. Always gets his way.
2. Someone who grows corn.

Holdredge: This fucking bot lane

holdredge by SaveTheFemores2014 February 5, 2014