A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.
The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.
"a juggalo holacost is a whole bunch of fucking retards who actually think that just because we paint our faces and fuck dead bitches that we deserve to die"
"I'm sorry, did you seriously just claim we're wrong to hate on you for your love of necrophilia? And that's your argument AGAINST a juggalo holocaust?"
A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.
Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.
I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.