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Hol B is the most amazing person on the planet, no one compares to her she is hilarious, kind, beautiful, smart. If you ever manage to get your self a hol b never let her go because she will be your best friend, the most incredible girlfriend, she will take care of you like a mother but will never take any shit from anyone and that is just one of her many best features. She has the most mesmerising eyes that could turn you to stone in an instant, her hair is like silk and her bum is mahoosive. I love hol b endlessly and will forever, I cant wait to spend my life with hol b and have an amazing future and family with her.

ps - she is really good in bed
Tag : I have the best girlfriend
Hol B : I know
Hol B by DefinitelyNotTag February 19, 2024
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Blo'hol Blast 

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.
Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.
Blo'hol Blast by expert creamer February 15, 2024

hol up biyach 

Kendrick Lamar Collard Greens
hol up biyachhhhhhh this yo favourite song

spag bol hol

A holiday in Italy with the prospect of getting nothing to eat all day but spaghetti bolognese.
John: Hi Dave, any news from Tom? Dave: Alas, we haven't heard from the poor sod since he went on a spag bol hol last month.
spag bol hol by E-go-go August 3, 2010

Hol up, ima call u back. 

Then the next sound you here is the Face time call sound to show your ass she/he/they/it/etc are gone. They don't give two dam shit's about you. Someone maybe walked in from leaving her for DAYS while you stood by It/him/them/her/etc

DAILY?

They aren't worth ya time, leave them/her/he/it/etc if you still can.
" Hol up, ima call u back. " Serafina said with a swift push of the hang up button.

<.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>
Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.
Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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