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Hokey Cokey 

A term often used as a signing off marker at the end of a conversation between the richer pedegree of society.

Usually its said sub consciously rather than planned with noticeable joyus audio tones. Rarely will you hear the 'hokey cokey' in a sad / angry manner

button down collared shirts, and bold coloured tie's help distinguish this type of character
raaather! squire, we shall forward to the dining room at once to sample each others tipples. I shall arrange simpson to pick you up within the hour

'Hokey cokey'

*end of conversation*
Hokey Cokey by Boyzee July 30, 2004
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hokey cokey 

A person who is half-in, half-out of the closet. They are out to some friends/family, but not all.
"I'm still a bit hokey cokey at the moment, don't tell anyone I'm gay"
hokey cokey by queerkid May 12, 2014

Hokey Cokey 

Often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).
I had a bit of a Hokey Cokey last night, know what I mean?
Hokey Cokey by I.P. Freely November 23, 2003

Hokey Cokey 

when you are questioning your sexuality. Going in and out and back in the closet.
Sarah: "What sexuality bare you Tom?"
Tom: "I dont know, maybe gay or bisexual"
Sarah: "Oh! so your Hokey Cokey-ing?"
Tom: "yes haha"
Hokey Cokey by Eternal Momentos March 4, 2022

hokey cokey 

Reference to taking cocaine whilst sleeping with lots of women
I was doing the hokey cokey all weekend
hokey cokey by Court evidence May 28, 2025

Hokey Cokey Merchant 

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
Hokey Cokey Merchant by Charles October 14, 2004

hokey chokey 2.0 

you and your partner begin to dance on the bed while balancing an egg on your head and if it falls your girl proceeds to suck you off and you repeat the process until she makes you cum.
do you want to do the hokey chokey 2.0
hokey chokey 2.0 by EEEFIN February 14, 2022
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