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Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".
We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.
Hoinky doink by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013
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Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.
He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.
Hoinky Doinky by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

hoinkydonk 

micro penis
ex: it was so sad, he has a hoinkydonk
hoinkydonk by gay_ghost June 5, 2021
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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