Hoid

“Yo, that chicken burger looks hoid as f*ck my g” - Hayley
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a word used mainly in the north, its a way of saying the word hide but with a slight canadian accent it comes out as "hoide."
joey "hoide" the Iitalian before they find him.

"hoide" they're coming

lets play some "hoide" and go seek.
by Nick Haxer April 17, 2008
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Materials:
Hot candle wax
Bucket of shit

The women coats the inside of her vagina with a layer of hot candle wax. The man then placed his penis in a bucket of shit and places his shit coated penis inside the candle wax coated vagina. The two partners then wait for the candle wax to dry and are forever sealed in a sacred bond. (If gay the hot candle was can be placed inside the asshole).
by Alicforhigs December 16, 2016
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At spanke en lille pige med en gaffel
I am going to hoid you now
by Krons January 18, 2018
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Throw a rope to tie a ship to a dock
"We need to hoid this issue before it floats too far from our control"

"Remember to stand a good distance away when hoiding"
by Salmon Hooks August 13, 2024
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What did I tell you about spoiling the ending of stories!

I only tell stories, Your Grace. They may be truths, they may be fictions. All I know is that the stories themselves exist and that I must tell them.

Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don't make me come over there and slap you around again.
by January 25, 2025
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