a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account
Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.