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Hog scalding 

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
Hog scalding by Uncle Club February 2, 2020
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