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When your mans is mad for no reason. And he tries to put the blame on you even though you didn’t do anything.

Me: hoesmad?!?!
Sylvester: nah I’m not mad.... I’m sad.

hoesmad by Hoesmad:) March 5, 2020

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Hoes Mad

A phrasal meme originating from Famous Dex's 2015 track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an irrational manner.

Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.

Hoes Mad by sinmeister2002 May 9, 2019

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hoes mad by jose daniel rodriguez cordovi April 29, 2019

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Hoes mad

Hoes mad is used in situations where the hoes (or hoe) are indeed mad

Synonyms: Sluts angry, Thots triggered

Oh the the hoes mad again

Hoes mad by Idk just made it for a joke September 26, 2019

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When hoes are mad about stupid shit

All these hoes finna be mad.
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Hoes mad by Gsanborn30 May 27, 2019

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Hoes Mad by WerpangPetmalu May 17, 2019

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The constant condition of females across the world to be angry and spiteful for little to no reason.

I was supposed to get my meat slobbered on but as always: Hoes Mad.

Hoes Mad by ElectrolyticLeaf April 17, 2019

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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