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Because Holland is filled with hoes.
Sam Fisher: ...When the metres at 4 i'm light up like a Dutch brothel as Lambert would say... I dont wanna know how he knows that...
Lambert: Because it's Hoeland!
Hoeland by C00T November 21, 2010
Words you can keep
HoeLand- land of fire breathers, loose neck dick suckers, mad shit talking, lying ass hoes
"What school you go to?"
"HoeLand ."
"You poor soul..."
HoeLand by Isiah The Vice April 21, 2016
Ex : Only hoeland has multiple Queens.
Hoeland by Astral April 9, 2017

World Hollander Day 

A day, November 1st, that Tom Holland fans (Hollanders) created. This day was created to celebrate the Hollander fandom, how all Hollanders are connected through their idol (Tom Holland), and to celebrate their idol in general. Usually this occasion is celebrated through edits, pictures, and posts that fan accounts will put on there account.
“Are you excited for world Hollander day?”
World Hollander Day by kyrag November 5, 2019

harry holland 

Someone who puts too much milk in their tea.
That barista is such a harry holland, my tea tastes like milk.
harry holland by tomhollandtessa September 17, 2017

Tom Holland 

A fucking hot British actor who plays Spider-Man with a killer American accent. A petition has been started to make him the next James Bond. He like quacksons and teasing fans by not showing us more pictures of his hair. He also likes quackson, the songs "Sexual" and "Umbrella" and his dog Tessa.
"Tom Holland, post a picture of your damn hair you annoying, adorable bastard!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
Tom Holland by hollandilovetom October 8, 2017

Tom Holland 

A. MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot and smol at the same time which is confusing but amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.
"Oh my god, I love Tom Holland so much."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"

"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
Tom Holland by tomhollandings August 7, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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