Hocktoo Share definition Flag To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee. Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hocktoo in your slurpee!" Hocktoo by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Hocktoo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch