Hockey Fights 

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"

Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."

Hockey Fights by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010

Hockey Fight

Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.

Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?

Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.

Hockey Fight by Fletcher F. Fletcher March 3, 2009

hockey fight fuck 

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.

I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.

hockey fight fuck by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

Hockey Fight

The act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.

As the fight grew to a climax, Bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled Jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.

Hockey Fight by ebair March 27, 2013