Hobbes Act 

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.

Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.

Hobbes Act by QuacksO December 14, 2023

Action Hero Hobbies 

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.

Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.

Action Hero Hobbies by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020