Hobbert 

A sexy looking dutch man that knows what he's doing!

Look it's Hobbert!

Hobbert by NotHobbert January 18, 2022

Holbert 

Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.

Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.

Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Jimmy Holbert 

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.

Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!

Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Holbert Nose 

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

Holbert Nose by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Dirty Holbert 

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.

After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.

Dirty Holbert by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010

Hubbert's Peak 

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.

The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak

Hubbert's Peak by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

hoobert 

a guy with a giant mole
a pretty gay person
with a small package

yo man that hoobert is almost as gay as that levik

hoobert by a nukka wit attitude July 6, 2008