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by Legendary pog February 12, 2021
Get the Hoaboa mug.Noun. From "Homeless showboat", an overly eager, attention seeking street individual with no discernible place of residence. Often known to play instruments/sing, juggle poorly, and engage in intentionally shocking acts for money and/or attention. While very popular in urban areas by visiting midwestern tourists, often vilified by locals and less ambitious members of the homeless community.
by Kris Miller March 7, 2004
Get the Hoboat mug.A combination of the words "hobo" and "boat." A hoboat is a (usually) derelict watercraft, appropriated by one or more homeless person(s) for use as a domicile. They are typically not operational, or are barely operational, but still float. Among other locations, they can be found illegally anchored along the Willamette river, in Oregon.
We can't fish there anymore. The hoboats are dumping their sewage in the river, and the fish are sick.
by AnimusQuaestio June 20, 2016
Get the Hoboat mug.that guys hoboality is really annoying, I wish he would stop asking me for money.
His hoboality has gotten worse.
His hoboality has gotten worse.
by Kothar March 26, 2010
Get the Hoboality mug.A vagrant boat dweller who is technically homeless. Usually they exploit maritime laws to avoid paying moorage fees while living on a shitty old boat. See a bunch of douchbags on the willamette river in Portland, OR
Those dirty hoboaters on the east bank esplanade really ruin the public docks in town. Of course I'm kind of jealous they've figured out a rent free existence in Portland without squatting.
by uathedestroya June 13, 2015
Get the Hoboater mug.A person imposing negative will with never having any intentions of reproducing the good will that has been shared
Damn u a hoeboat, u never have no gas money! Or. I jus got hoeboated by my girl, now I'm broke as fuck!
by Satchel Paige June 23, 2015
Get the hoeboat mug.same as above
by homoALICIA October 3, 2003
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