Hires-Caulk Share definition Flag An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard. Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night. Hires-Caulk by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Hires-Caulk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch