A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)
"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."
"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks mug.adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proportion of muscle to bone and accompanied by pallor and the appearance of malnourishment and sickliness. rarely used to describe women.
Nick has gone completely hipsterexic!
If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!
If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!
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A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".
Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.
See also chubby chaser.
A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".
Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.
See also chubby chaser.
"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."
by interneter May 11, 2010
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