hipster sex 

A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)

"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."

"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."

hipster sex by hipster_of_the_month December 4, 2012

Hipster Sex 

Hipster sex is when one of the male parties comes, as would any hipster, before it was cool.

"How was that?"
"Pretty awful. He came before it was cool"
"Oh, so it was Hipster sex!"

Hipster Sex by Anonymouths66 October 5, 2013

hipster sex 

Having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body.

I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!

hipster sex by We_are_samanthas May 18, 2011

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks 

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

hipsterexic 

adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proportion of muscle to bone and accompanied by pallor and the appearance of malnourishment and sickliness. rarely used to describe women.

Nick has gone completely hipsterexic!

If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!

hipsterexic by indalomena August 4, 2006

hipstersexual 

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

See also chubby chaser.

"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."

hipstersexual by interneter May 11, 2010

hipstersexual 

One who believes that "real relationships" are too mainstream

"Gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?" ~ Anonymous hipstersexual man

hipstersexual by TheTruthWriter99 January 27, 2011