Hipjack

It's a mysterious creature that's not real but because it's not real a bunch of people say that it's a cover-up. Similar to Bigfoot and the Chupacabra. Has a grey face with eyeless holes and a toothless mouth. Wears a red jacket.

Man 1: Look, In that black window.
Man 2: What's in it?
Man 1: It's one of the very few sightings of...
Man 2: Of the Hipjack!

Hipjack by One Knee August 2, 2019

Hipjack

One of the most dangerous cryptids ever. Takes the form of a funny man named Jack in a bowler hat and vest who is trying to be hip. Currently wanders the hills of Burbank seeking to collect all seven of the Tomar Emeralds.

If the Hipjack collects all seven Tomar Emeralds, the world is doomed.

Hipjack by BeefRat August 5, 2019

Hipjack

A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.

"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."

Hipjack by RedIsNotBlue June 16, 2021

Hipjack

It combines the qualities of a hipster and a lumberjack. A person who has a beard, wears flannel, and preferences PBR. Musical interests include everything from Bluegrass to Ke$ha.

Person 1:Do you see that bearded man wearing flannel over there?

Person 2: Yes! I wish I could be a hipjack like him!

Hipjack by WoodLover October 31, 2011

Hipjack

A legendary fake animal whose looming presence makes hungover individuals more susceptible to vomiting. Its skull-shape makes its head appear similar to a bowler hat and the fur upon its chest and torso give it a vest-like resemblance.

"Look in that black window on the right there. It's one of the very few sightings of the Hipjack. You've never heard of the Hipjack? Look it up."

Hipjack by RedIsNotBlue June 16, 2021

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

conversation hijacker by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012