1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the
anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both
useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes
pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this
golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2)
Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that
useless shitsack of a dickweed.