chAMPIRE's definitions

zuck

Anything that doesn't just suck, it's also devoid of merit and humanity; especially tech products.

There was so much hype around this new tech - of course it'll zuck.

by chAMPIRE January 25, 2021

hillarying

The act of failing or imploding at something that was, and should have been, all but assured.

The 2015 Warriors are down 3-2 to the Cavs? They are totally hillarying these finals.

by chAMPIRE November 11, 2016

joke shame

When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.

Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.

by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

Foot Glove

A sock.

Plural - Feet Glooves

Honey will you pick me up some argyle foot gloves from the mall?

by chAMPIRE May 13, 2014

Paper TV

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014