Definitions by chAMPIRE

zuck 

Anything that doesn't just suck, it's also devoid of merit and humanity; especially tech products.

There was so much hype around this new tech - of course it'll zuck.

zuck by chAMPIRE January 25, 2021

hillarying 

The act of failing or imploding at something that was, and should have been, all but assured.

The 2015 Warriors are down 3-2 to the Cavs? They are totally hillarying these finals.

hillarying by chAMPIRE November 11, 2016

joke shame 

When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.

Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.

joke shame by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

Paper TV 

A book.

Sammy - pass me that paper TV. My professor assigned a bunch of reading.

Paper TV by chAMPIRE July 7, 2014

Foot Glove 

A sock.

Plural - Feet Glooves

Honey will you pick me up some argyle foot gloves from the mall?

Foot Glove by chAMPIRE May 13, 2014