v. 1. To hijack or take over an object, seat, position, or plane, through the use of one's mid-flight man milk, or vigorous masturbation in which an ejaculation occurs.
Note that this can this *can* be accomplished through forcible hijacking, followed by masturbation, as long as ejaculatory fluid makes contact with the hijacked individual/s. This can sometimes be difficult when the hijacked individual runs like a bitch or does not fight back.
2. To masturbate on a plane, either in full view of passengers or in a bathroom.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.