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high ass 

When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh
Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses
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High Ass 

High Ass - Adverb.
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.

- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.

Common Uses - Insult.

- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
High Ass by ChristophDK2 March 26, 2012

High Ass 

Someone who thinks too highly of themselves; doesnt want to waste their time hanging out with friends deemed infearior.
Jen is too much of a "high ass" to spend time with us!
High Ass by vicsecret October 16, 2010

High Ass Taste 

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.
You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!
High Ass Taste by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009

dumb high ass 

one who does stupid shit only because they're high.
friend one: i bought a dime bag with a $20 and the dealer gave me $11 change. i watched him count his bills 5 times before he did this.
friend two: his dumb high ass....

Vitiki's High Ass Mellow Yellow 

Vitiko's High Ass Mellow Yellow 

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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