hidden penis

A penis that is hidden under the skin of your stomach. It is a defect that men tend to get. It is hard to fuck when your penis is hidden in your skin. Many men get plastic surgery to lift or get rid of the skin.

Look at that man Angie, he has a hidden penis. YOU CANT SEE HIS PENIS!!

hidden penis by Daniel June 18, 2006

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis by imperialcock March 4, 2009