Hidden Dragon 

When confronting friends in the nude, you hide your penis between you thighs and say " hey look ". When they turn to see a false female figure, you spin around, bend over, and waddle backwards toward them.

" hey, I think rick's gay "
" no! why? "
" yesterday he pulled a hidden dragon on me "

Hidden Dragon by StevethePirate15 June 4, 2007

crouching tiger hidden dragon 

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."

crouching tiger hidden dragon

crouching tiger hidden dragon by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

crouching tiger, hidden dragon

a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.

Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

crouching tiger, hidden dragon by Von Bradley September 6, 2005

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon 

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon by Spendexx March 4, 2015