The act of being high and waisted at the same time. Not to be confused with the popular style of hipster jean.
-Hey Hannah, how was you're grandma's bday last night?
*Hey Maddy, thanks for asking. It was pretty great since I rolled up highwasted on opium and vino!
-Real cool!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).