tissue

When one develops an issue with their turtle neck, it is referred to as a tissue.

you're wearing a turtle neck on a crowded bus. You grow very hot. That's a tissue.

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013

Highwasted

The act of being high and waisted at the same time. Not to be confused with the popular style of hipster jean.

-Hey Hannah, how was you're grandma's bday last night?
*Hey Maddy, thanks for asking. It was pretty great since I rolled up highwasted on opium and vino!
-Real cool!

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013

P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.

-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013