hexting 

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

hexting by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

hexting 

Holy texting, texting holy matter to one's friends, communicating holy messages through texting.

Today Maggie was hexting me, and one was a sound hext saying a hail mary, it really uplifted my spirits.

I sexted someone....but to make up for it I hexted them later.

Hexting is addicting, I love getting holy texts!

hexting by aballer91 April 1, 2010

hexting 

the act of sending or receiving hate texts

Yo I hooked up with this girl, hit that shit and then dropped her like a bad habit. Now the bitch won't stop hexting me.

hexting by crazy poser June 1, 2010

Hexting 

To hug someone trough a text

I love hexting with my boyfriend.

Hexting by AKHCMU June 21, 2011

Hexting 

Texting someone while high.

I hit a bong and then I got my phone and started hexting my friends.

Hexting by ballislife1 February 17, 2018

Hexting

The act of doing nothing when there is something to be done. Then getting angry when you are caught.

I am hexting right now.

Hexting by Neilgardner January 20, 2026

Heating up your ships main cannon 

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

Heating up your ships main cannon by BJC2002 April 20, 2012